you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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