Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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