Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Dignity is for republicans.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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