allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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