But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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