this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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