Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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