I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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