pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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