Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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