I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
