Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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