yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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