Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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