She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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