Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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