meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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