John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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