this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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