Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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