I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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