Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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