Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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