The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
No...this little piggys going to the bar
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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