bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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