So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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