Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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