Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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