oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize