I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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