Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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