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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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