I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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