i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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