I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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