This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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