Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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