onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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