im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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