I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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