Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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