there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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