Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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