You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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