get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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