I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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