I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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