I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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