he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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