If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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