oh god the rape fog is back!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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