Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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