you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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