I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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